10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.