10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!