10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson