10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"