10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)