10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"