10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword