10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.