10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fold and live to fold again