10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!