10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim