10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-