10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.