10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die