10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers