10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.