10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.