10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Welcome to kicker school
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave