10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm