10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003