10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is for loners.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.