10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT