10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"