10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.