10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine