10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger