10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"