10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.