10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders