10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.