10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is