10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury