10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson