10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• im going to 2 out you to death
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes