10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.