10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."