10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "No river, no fish."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it