10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts