10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.