10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway