10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.