10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury