10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.