10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus