10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003