10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill