10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare