10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"