10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike