10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.